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school of hard knocks

1a. Descriptive of the many violent, scary and/or emotionally difficult events that give young people their "smarts" and teach them about the daily struggle to survive in the streets.

1b. Something that an ignorant fuckwit who wouldn't know what to do with a book even if he/she owned one says when he/she finds out that you went further in education than him/her.
1a. "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and four gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Me." - Blackadder

1b. "College? Me? Nah. School of hard knocks, mate, school of hard knocks."
by Dave June 16, 2004
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hard knock life

Someone who lives a life full of hardships.
I'm homeless, lost an eye, got shot, I'm addicted to drugs, and persistently tortured by God for all my sins. It's a hard knock life...
by joe tim March 16, 2011
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yeet the hard Qs

"Yeeting the hard Qs" is the act of dodging, ignoring, or disregarding difficult questions.
"I'm not sure yeeting hard Qs is the best way to go about acing your calculus quiz"
"She couldn't help but feel like he was yeeting the hard Qs during their breakup"
"This boi yeetin hard Qs like he in the Matrix"
"When my mom caught me sneaking out last night I had to yeet the hard Qs"
by eatsleepmath September 24, 2017
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Harry Hard-out

Used when someone is trying harder than need be. Often used as an alternative to 'Try Hard'.
For example "That kid is a real Harry Hard-out", such as trying to cheese a girl up a lot.
by Big Eed September 25, 2010
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Hard Drive Dan

When one is so cheap to buy porn they jump on the internet to rub one out quick. Also the defined name can be anyone that does this.
Dan says he his horny but cannot buy porn. So Dan goes home jumps on his sticky computer and logs onto a free adult website to rub one out and ease the tension he feels. He pulled a Hard Drive Dan
by narjett September 1, 2011
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im rock hard

WHEN YO DICK HARD
by Kufan81 April 14, 2022
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Try-Hard "Hipster"

Typically a person who talks about being a hipster yet who is physically/mentally incapable of being a true hipster. Works too hard to be a real hipster, so therefore only looks like a dumbass. Sometimes interrupts nice convertations with talking about how hipster he/she is. Annoying as hell.
"So how was your softball game?"
"Oh it was pretty good. I was being pretty hipster because I wore some badass miscolored socks."
"You are a Try-Hard "Hipster""

"I was walking in a park when I saw the teachers aid in my chemistry class riding a fixie while playing a guitar. He's such a Try-Hard "Hipster""
by JackTheRappist May 7, 2013
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