Giant Horse Vagina

A moustache is sometimes called a Giant Horse Vagina, due to it's utterly close resemblance to an actual horse's vagina. Moustaches also go by a few other names, such as Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers. First used by Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
Meg: OMG Peter, What's on your face???
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!
by CrazyIceCR3AM March 07, 2021
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My horse is sick

Slang for wanting to do some ketamine. With Ketamine being horse tranquilizer, saying your horse is sick means you need it’s medicine.
“My horse is sick, you know what that means
by Hails8n December 02, 2019
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Stink Like a Horse

To be terrible
Living at home as an adult can really stink like a horse.
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rusty horse burger

One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.
The other night I was with the boys and I had myself a good old fashion rusty horse burger.
by BiggestRich March 01, 2017
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beat the third horse

Verb:

1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.

2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.

"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
by J.Demosa March 29, 2017
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Raining like a horse

Adj. When it's raining fiercly and consistently.
Hey Jimbo don't go outside.
Why not Limbo
It's raining like a horse out there!
by JacksonHursh January 07, 2012
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When you're on a horse

A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.
Luke: When you're on a horse

*proceeds to shit uncontrollably"
by Gore finger February 03, 2022
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