Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station November 01, 2018

Google Bitchapottamus

A fat ass know it all that is a bitch of larger than life proportions.

The google bitchapottamus is a chat personality that gives google searches a voice...the only thing is, a google bitchapottumus is SUCH a smartass, she doesn't have to google it.

by paige111902 May 30, 2012

Google

To gaze upon a subject dumbfoundedly, and with longing.

Damn, give that lady’s melons a google!

by Kungpowchuckle May 29, 2024

google

all knowing bieng

bros smarter than google

by gfrghhbeghtr October 11, 2022

Google

A site containing information that people will use.

How can I loose weight...I'll go on google and search it up.

by Teddy bear206 May 31, 2017

Google

The best and most amazing company in the world!

If you don't have a Google account, you basically don't exist.

by DestroyerXyz December 14, 2020

Google

is to use a search engine to find information on the internet. Usually using google.com

"I have no idea what tofu is!"
"Go home and google it!"

by Apple Butts April 30, 2012