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Ghetto Cookies

A cookie consisting of two Oreo's covered by chocolate frosting
I told Kate that she was my favorite person in the world so she made me some ghetto cookies using oreos and chocolate frosting
by alex morgan13 September 30, 2011
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ghetto blaster

The term for the sort of low quality smoking device one is sometimes forced to make when one wants to smoke but has no pipe. ghetto blasters are often made from plastic bottles and tin foil, as well as a whole host of other random materials (a snorkel and an avocado, for instance)

entomologically, it's origin comes from the term for a low quality stereo... it is used by white kids in an effort to sound cooler by using terms that make them sound like they are from the streets.
1. "ghetto blaster" is a very stupid term that i hate, but everyone in my town insists on using it

2. aw maaan... you didn't bring a pipe?! guess we're gonna have to make a ghetto blaster.
by Ümbra August 14, 2004
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ghetto dick

the pipe that a jib tech warrior uses to smoke his or her methamphetamine from
"Barker, pass the ghetto dick already, I'm getting tired, you icehead."
by hannah barbera July 20, 2008
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Ghetto-ade

Ghetto-ade is a type of "sports" drink.
Ghetto-ade is manufactured for and by "athletes" the world over to relieve dehydration from excessive drinking, over-indulgence in salty snacks of the flaming-hot variety and generally masking the un-appetizing microbial-infested municipal cesspool water coursing through rusty iron pipes.

The Ghetto-ade recipe varies across different cultures and socio-economic contexts. Generally, the formula is one part anything not water and between 5 and 100 parts water. A wide range of flavors can be had, including: orange, lemon wedge, grape jelly, pure cane sugar, Mrs. Butterworth's, day-old coffee with cream, unidentifiable (red), food coloring, banana cream pie, pocket lint, flat cola beverages, water and of course Gatorade.
"Man, I'm parched, hook me up with some Gatorade."
"We don't have any of that."
"Well, mix me up some Ghetto-ade, I think there is a drop of Sunny D at the bottom of a bottle in the garbage can"
"Damn, we didn't pay the water bill..."
by so rude May 29, 2011
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ghetto fabulous

something orginated by broke people that is good no matter how much money you have
This morning I was doing it ghetto-fabulous. I had a fried bologna sandwich.
by MissFontella June 8, 2004
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aluminum ghetto

A trailer park usually in unkempt condition with old, beater mobile homes the residents of which work in working- class, blue collar, service or contruction jobs and seasonal employment jobs building homes for the ultra rich people or working in ritzy high-class, hoity toity resort areas serving, affluent high class clientle. Such trailer parks are often located a long distance from the jobs requiring long commutes for the workers.
John and his roommate Bill get up early each morning and leave their aluminum ghetto home for the long commute to work their jobs--John as a construction foreman and Bill as a restaurant cook in a ritzy, hoity-toity resort area.
by Ahina May 27, 2006
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ghetto aid

When you got no money for the real thing make ghetto aid
Sugar+Water
Jus: "Yo cuz wat ya drinkin?"
Drew: "just some ghetto aid"

ghetto kool-aid
by MeRcFrtyFr October 25, 2010
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