the fat one

The fat one is the proverbial "big, fat cock," usually used to describe something bad, often added on to "sucks" or "blows".

1:That song blows the fat one
2:this party sucks the fat one
3:it licked the fat one

by the only smart person in the world February 2, 2006

Fat Mike

Bassist, lead vocals for band NOFX. Runs www.PunkVoter.com
Awesome guy

Fat Mike is an awesome guy.

by AlexOutbreak March 20, 2004

fat chicks

1. Women who have been abused verbally and/or physically and take it out on their own bodies in the form of food and slothfulness.
2. Fat women who are loud and arrogant. Thunderous footsteps and the sound of a cowbell normally proceed their arrival. When asked their hobbies, they proudly tell you Crisco and mayonnaise, then they start hitting on you. When rejected they either become more noisy and annoying or revert to definition #1.
Both examples fail to realize that 20 min. a day exercise and a good diet may get them the attention they crave so badly.

Hey look at those fat, annoying, loud ass fat chicks. Which ones? The ones in the corner making bigfoot noises and pouring out their gravy boat onto their buttered chicken.

by Farty McCrablice June 9, 2006

fat nerd

a nerd who is fat and ugly. a nerd who looks worse than the shits i take.

let's laugh at that fat nerd.

by skjhshs February 2, 2009

fat cunt

someone who is really fat and is a smelly bum hole

oh my god lok aqt gabrielle she is such a fat cunt

by corey johnston June 11, 2006

Fat Rips

Takes on a variety of meanings, usually having positive connotations in relation to success, more specifically, after taking a large hit off of any type of smoking apparatus; for some reason unbenknownst to anyone, fat chicks tend to take the fattest rips.

"C'mon man, everybody needs a little fat rips now and then."

"Woah! Did you see that fit chick just blowing her fat rips all over the place?"

by General Confuscious November 2, 2011

Crackin' a Fat

Cracking a big boner. See erection

1.That chicks arse is so damn nice...I'm crackin' a fat!
2."Let's watch some porn".."What, just so you can see me crack a fat?"

by UberJordan March 3, 2004