Steam Donkey

When a woman passes gas on a man's genitals as he is instructing her anally.
Carl got his junk steam donkey'd last night.
by LazySage October 27, 2014
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Flogging The Donkey

Masturbating violently enough to cause bruising and leisons around the scrotum/ genital area.
Jake:Hey were you flogging the donkey in there?
Mark: Ohh you bet your sorry ass I was
by juneyaka13 March 25, 2017
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Sea donkey

A sea donkey is very attractive and is agile and quick like a fish but they like donkey's. Sea donkey's can be nice but they can also be hostile(mean). Sea donkeys are very cute or beautiful in alot of ways.
Look at him... He is a sea donkey!!
by Bob banker June 01, 2018
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Donkey Dick

Donkey dick is a term used when talking about something that smells like shit.
by BuskeOrdbok February 25, 2018
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Donkey Dick

A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"
That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.
by MoistJoyce November 09, 2019
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Donkeyed up

An expression uttered when something is done totally wrong or not to standard. This phrase seems to be used in very conservative communities instead of saying more vile and filthy things such as fucked up or dicked up.
Look at this beer I ordered!! I wanted a reguar Dos Equis, and I got a Dos Equis Amber!! That bartender is all donkeyed up!
by race08 August 25, 2008
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porch donkey

a black male less smart than others
Look at that porch donkey! Robbin' stores and being stupid!
by Bb stol3 April 10, 2017
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