Donkeyed up

An expression uttered when something is done totally wrong or not to standard. This phrase seems to be used in very conservative communities instead of saying more vile and filthy things such as fucked up or dicked up.

Look at this beer I ordered!! I wanted a reguar Dos Equis, and I got a Dos Equis Amber!! That bartender is all donkeyed up!

by race08 October 17, 2008

Donkey Knog

To dong on someone, something, or some retarded sports team.

"Dude, that kid totally got donkey knoged!"

by YEP It's totally fucking gay October 21, 2010

Steam Donkey

When a woman passes gas on a man's genitals as he is instructing her anally.

Carl got his junk steam donkey'd last night.

by LazySage October 27, 2014

fucked the donkey

To pass out.

Man, I accidentally took my dad's painkillers instead of my own and I totally fucked the donkey.

by bardickenku April 23, 2018

Sea donkey

A sea donkey is very attractive and is agile and quick like a fish but they like donkey's. Sea donkey's can be nice but they can also be hostile(mean). Sea donkeys are very cute or beautiful in alot of ways.

Look at him... He is a sea donkey!!

by Bob banker June 12, 2018

Donkey Dick

A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"

That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.

by MoistJoyce November 8, 2019

Donkey Khan

The act of striking a woman in the nose, before sexual relations, with the intent of causing a nose bleed that would run down the outside of her mouth mocking a Mongol mustache.

Also see: Naughty Genghis

"Can I please Donkey Khan you? I have been thinking of it all day."

by nortydud March 7, 2010