Dan

A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.

Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.

by Pancho Villa69 October 1, 2023

Big D Dan Man

My friend Daniel Banks who told me he as an 9 inch hog were in 8th grade tho

Nazi liker

friends with Wally T

Yeehaw

Have you talked to Big D Dan Man

by BIGLUIE November 29, 2022

Dairy Dan

A chap called Daniel who had someone drop butter into his cereal

This is Dairy Dan

by The_Unknown_User February 20, 2019

Dan salad

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan

Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad

by Dr wurm February 25, 2024

Dirty Dan and the boohoos

A pathetic crew

Dirty Dan and the boohoos couldn’t even put out a dumpster fire

by Ron Rico August 24, 2023

Dan Schneider

A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod

Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*

by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024

pullin' a Dan

The act of (accidentally or otherwise) committing to plans with two separate groups of people at the same time, likely resulting in a poor attempt to 'do both'.

"Where's Rosalie tonight? She said she was coming to the party?"
"Ahh, she's pullin' a Dan at another party with her other friends, she'll show up later tonight"

by rosaliehope June 21, 2017