Dong Driven

Someone who's mind is focused on getting "donged"

Kenny accused his girl of being dong driven, so she slashed his tires

by Denaenae April 27, 2010

Funky Dong

When someones dick is funky.

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"

by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023

Dong yu

Dong yu is one of the kindest person you will ever meet.They will treat you right.They are every kind,sweet and honest. They are every good at keeping secrets.

Dong yu is so kind

by May 10, 2022

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

by R0_gUE January 25, 2017

smack-a-dong

to bring great force with forearm to male external reproductive organ. (the long tubular one)

Andy held a smack-a-dong contest in his basement. He won.

by rr2 February 16, 2008

Donging

Donging can defined as having to put your own dick in one ear, through your frontal lobe and then out the other ear, leaving your personality and behaviour virtually unrecognizable.

Donging. Bob didn’t even dong himself that hard, yet, the equilibrium of his brain had been forever changed.

by Michael 26738 October 16, 2020

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021