crystabel

A wonderful amazing beautiful gem..she is rare to find and one of a kind.
She is very religious

She is lively and outgoing, but is very delicate..you might want to pick your words well when dealing with her
She just wants to be loved and she's all yours if you treat her with respect

Get you a Crystabel and you'll ever regret it...

Friend: "Wow,that girl is amazing!"
Me: "That's my Crystabel!"

by Orchidd December 30, 2017

cryptosporidium

A major water related infection, Parasitic Disease

This man is suffering from cryptosporidiosis

by Mike Doyer January 26, 2004

cryin' whale eye

A crying whale eye is what females or homosexuals achieve when a man cums in their anus and the semen leaks out.

I thought I pulled out of her in time, but I then I turned to find her cryin' whale eye looking right at me.

or

Don't be such a fucking cryin' whale eye.

by 4horsemen October 16, 2007

cryptster

See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.

There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.

by Dr. Daffodil April 23, 2008

crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)

when someone has done somthng real bad to you or you heard something real bad..

the opposite of lmao lol lmsao lls roflmao

may b also used when extremely happy things happen in ur life..
ex.. ma dad bought me a new car today..i`m soo crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)

ex.. hey doug u heard that kid in the corner is dead??
oh jeez this is unbelievable crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)..

ex.. i saw ma mum beat ma dad..dat is sooo bad..crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)

by klug_1 June 5, 2009

crystal stroker

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009

Cryophile

In biology, a Cryophile is an organism that is able to survive and thrive in areas that have very low temperatures. (Cryo- is a word part meaning cold, while -phile is a word part meaning likes/favors.)

It may also simply refer to a person who just really likes the cold. This trait is common among Canadians, Russians, and people from North Dakota.

Snow Algae is a cryophilic organism.

John Doe often likes to go for walks in the
-20°f North Dakotan weather. His friends call him a cryophile.

by Unlosing Ranger January 5, 2014