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Cole Hearn

A short piece of shit whom nobody likes in the slightest. He may think he has friends, but nobody will stick around with him for more than 2 years. Except Jacob of course, his gay romantic partner who could do so much better. Cole is a dirty bastard who lives in a trailer park, because his family can't pay rent since his parents divorced due to Cole being such a douchebag. He is addicted to every substance possible to escape the fact that he only has his dear Jacob.
Person 1: You're being such a Cole Hearn
Person 2: I'm going to go kill myself now
by thebetterone123 April 29, 2025
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Cole Penguin

To waddle penguin-like, using the motion to juice an orange with the nude buttocks and taint, while another drinks the resulting warm slurry.

Derived from bros, often named Cole, going "cold turkey."
"Babe, Why are you dressed in nothing but a white shirt and bowtie?"

"Boo, get yourself ready to lick up my fresh squeezed juice; I'm about to go Cole Penguin."
by cowboycole May 15, 2025
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A small area in Tamworth, NSW, also known as West Tamworth, notorious for drugs, crime, and poverty.
"Have you seen that kid, I've heard he robs all the homes in Coledale!"
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Caletic

Noun- One who utilizes calculations to analyze a situation

Verb-
Adj.- using calculations to analyze a situation
1. My caletic eats pussy methodically

2. I caletithize the pussy
3. I caletically eat pussy
by Sticky webb May 30, 2025
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Cole

The one the only man that I would let play with my dick
Cole will you come swallow all of my dick
by Dddssddd June 24, 2025
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Cole

A tall boy with fluffy hair and a big ego. He has a great physique and a high IQ, but low emotional intelligence. He likely plays with girls' feelings and leaves them confused because that’s probably what he does, use them to build his ego for fun.
Me: is that Cole? The player??? Get that motherfucker away from me
by DaisyDimples July 9, 2025
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Cole Gryffindor

A tall guy with fluffy hair with a huge fucking ego. He has great physique with a high IQ. But has low emotional intelligence. He probably likes to play with girls hearts and leave them when they aren’t good “use” anymore. He probably uses girls to build his ego for fun! 🤩 because he’s a piece of shit person with no fucking heart left, he probably picks lust over connection.
Me: is that Cole Gryffindor? I don’t like that guy. he just wants to play games with bitches for fun 🤩
by DaisyDimples July 9, 2025
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