Coffee

My literal lifeblood, if I do not have my morning coffee, the world will burn at the hands of me.

Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”

Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass

Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee

by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024

Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences

Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

coffee

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by The Observer (kadenbane) June 30, 2023

Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.

My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

coffee cuddle

when you hold your warm coffee close to you with two hands when it’s too hot to drink. this provides comfort and a brief moment of sanity

caleb: babe why are you holding your coffee like that
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down

by MamaGanja October 22, 2022

Coffee

The thing you most likely will be putting in those damn urban dictionary mugs

Imagine you're in a cozy cafe, and you spot a classic white mug you bought from urban dictionary with the word "coffee" boldly printed on it, steaming with your energy bean juice inside.

by Some_internet_Dude July 3, 2024