Patons Chinese finger trap

When Somone tries to insert a finger into another’s rectum. But the other person tenses up and stops the finger exiting.

Mhairi is walking up the stairs behind Owen. Suddenly she shoots for a finger insertion. Owen pulls out his secret move “Patons Chinese finger trap” and yells “ahah got yer fingerrr”

by Jamiejeffercakes1690 July 8, 2024

Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.

Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Chinese Mormon

a term used to describe someone of oriental dissent dressed in formal attire

Kids, look at all of the Chinese Mormons over there!

by pesky-panda55 April 20, 2025

Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.

Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was

by no head cobain April 25, 2025

Chinese Finger cuff

When 2 males, 1 uncircumcised. Put their penis tip to tip and the uncircumcised pushes the foreskin over the penis of the circumcised.

Matt and Daniel found a way to become one by doing the chinese finger cuff as they have never been closer.

by Gupstyle April 26, 2025

chinese mormon

a person of asian descent that is dressed in a fashionable manor

Kids, look at all of the chinese mormons over there!

by pesky-panda55 April 27, 2025

Chinese Scrotum

The process of initially reducing penis size before engaging in anal intercourse, with the size increasing during insertion.

He used a Chinese Scrotum technique to shrink his penis for anal, letting it expand during insertion.

by Sigma Male 695 May 1, 2025