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The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.
"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."
by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018
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Walnut in chinese

Hu tao is how to say walnut in chinese. But its also Hu Tao (Chinese: 胡桃 Hú Táo) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact.

Hu Tao's antics and eccentricity belies her role as the 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and her talent as a poet. Nevertheless, she treats the parlor's operations with utmost importance, and holds funeral ceremonies with the highest dignity and solemnity.
Xiao is better than hu tao because her name means walnut in Chinese. Pull for xiao instead.
by XiaoAteSnow April 12, 2023
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Chinese butthole torture

Chinese butthole torture) is a circular usually black with spikes around it.. they stick on to someone’s butthole just to torture them.. or most often they are forced but that is not science and do not look this up on the internet other than here because you will get Chinese Anal porn)
That Chinese butthole torture got stuck in my ass! And it hurts!
by Shartypantsilovefarts January 3, 2022
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chinese dump

When you've gotta take a crap so bad your eyes are squinting.
Aw man, this chinese dump is gonna be bad.
by Steve 999999 April 14, 2017
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With Chinese Characteristics

Used when you mean the exact opposite of what you say beforehand.

Origin: “Socialism with Chinese characteristics”, meaning: corporatist hellhole of child labor factories with suicide nets, but we get to eat bing chilling afterwards.
Mike: Hey honey, I’m gonna go head to the grocery store, with Chinese characteristics.

Susan: I already know you’re cheating on me. You don’t have to use your stupid meme phrase.
by K. C. Austin February 21, 2023
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Chinese Finger Trap

When a girl starts to give you head then you ram your foreskin over the girls lips. The harder she pulls away, the tighter your foreskin traps her lips
I gave jacks mum a Chinese finger trap last night
by sukotto88 July 24, 2021
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Chinese Dust

Dry hacking cough from smoking weed. The worst dry ones!!!

Or

90 year old chinese guy cum
Dude, I just sucked on chinese dust!!! (Hack hack, cough cough) .
by Monarchballz March 9, 2024
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