It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.
Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see
Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see
(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!
(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!
(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!
by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013
Get the baby man childmug. A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.
by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021
Get the Stretched childmug. A person who is referred as the most “innocent” person within a friend group(not thinking sexual thoughts). Thay can sometimes have unholy thoughts but that doesn’t brake the holy mindset.
“Bro did you know that James is with that jasmine girl”
“And?”
“She is uber sexual bro”
“He is the holy child though, she won’t be able to brake him easy “
“And?”
“She is uber sexual bro”
“He is the holy child though, she won’t be able to brake him easy “
by Nnoble1000 October 18, 2017
Get the The holy childmug. A way human differentiate themself, and are said to be a period of time where humans are suppose to enjoy their best time, full of lies that cover the truth.
Human: ah~ i had such great memory when i was a child.
human 2: what a time we had, i'll rather live in the lies rather than the truth
human 2: what a time we had, i'll rather live in the lies rather than the truth
by stay with me~ November 14, 2022
Get the childmug. 
This term is used for when someone pinches you really, really hard on your nape. For example, if you get pegged, you may not be able to walk for hours afterwards. This is due to the transfer of blood being closed and slowed; from the pegging, your veins, perhaps, could be tightened, so it is a very painful process.
Not medical advice, not a medical advisor. I have no qualification at all.
Not medical advice, not a medical advisor. I have no qualification at all.
Example:
Guy 1: “Bro…this goth, dommy mommy pegged me for 10 hours straight. I don’t think I can walk anymore.”
Guy 2: “Are you okay? My friend showed me a video of the child version of pegging. That must’ve hurt, man.”
Guy 1: “Excuse me?”
Guy 1: “Bro…this goth, dommy mommy pegged me for 10 hours straight. I don’t think I can walk anymore.”
Guy 2: “Are you okay? My friend showed me a video of the child version of pegging. That must’ve hurt, man.”
Guy 1: “Excuse me?”
by Incorrectly wrong but right? June 30, 2025
Get the Child version of peggingmug. The aftermath of having unmatrimonial sex. If two people decide to have sexual intercourse without getting married, and the female becomes pregnant, the child would be called a "Sin Child" or at older times would be called a "Bastard".
Person #1: Did you see Yasmine's daughter today?
Person #2: yeah
Person #3: Yasmine? Her parents aren't married, she must be a sin child!
Person #2: yeah
Person #3: Yasmine? Her parents aren't married, she must be a sin child!
by Latifah January 4, 2017
Get the Sin Childmug.