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Candy farm

A candy farm is a bowl of candy that is set out for anyone to partake in.
The only reason I stay at my job is because my dick boss Mike has a good candy farm on his desk.
by Former President Jimmy Carter January 27, 2020
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Candis

Ask someone if they know your friend Candis.
Boy: Hey baby, do you know Candis.
Girl: who is Candis?
Boy: Candis dick fit in your mouth?
by Durban Ictionare January 4, 2019
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sexy candy panda

A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.
I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.
by Wing Wong Ching Chong January 15, 2016
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Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive
Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit
by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021
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candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.
person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.
by sixset May 12, 2023
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Yellow candy

if you eat yellow candy you already lost
"I love yellow candy"
"eww, what a loser"
by Yellow candy June 7, 2022
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sound candy

Sound candy is when someones voice is so pleasing to hear it's like hearing the taste of your favourite candy or sweet thing
Muse A: You know, hearing your voice is like sound candy, I love it
by MothOfTheVoid August 15, 2021
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