Nerd Crush

Nerdy crush behavior: as in how a nerd behaves when they have a crush on someone, usually in a group or public setting; engaging in servile flattery

Doofus has a nerd crush on my girlfriend: he “loves” every-other comment she makes, no matter how mundane

by youngcurmudgeon September 9, 2020

crushing puss

Having rough sex

Damn Thomas that bitch is bad! last night I was crushing puss!

by 1kThousand February 10, 2025

Tell your crush you like them day

Today is the day you tell your crush you like them! (If they don’t like you, they’re trash) jk, but don’t waste your time in them if they don’t!

Hey Chris, I need to tell you something

Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!

by Cap138118 May 5, 2021

Crush

To smash the opposite gender. To have sexual intercourse.

Just got her number, she definitely getting crushed tonight.

by anonymous August 30, 2023

crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

Crush

it’s called a crush because it crushes you and when they reject you, and so you go home and cry because you feel like you’ll never be happy again or if you don’t have a home, you cry in an alleyway or a mcdonald’s bathroom, and either your life gets progressively worse until you die, or you find a way to move on.

i had a crush, then it crushed me, now i am a pancake of sadness.

by iridescent hamburger November 11, 2019

Crush Slots

The capacity in your life backpack to carry around the crushes you have on ppl in your life.

Some people have many crush slots, others only have one.

'dude i'm thirsting her but my crush slot is taken'
'yeah babe he's hot AF but my crush slots are full so can't go there'

by Eerie Whispers August 6, 2022