Coffee is a addicted drink or powder normally used in the morning for energy. Some people use the term Coffee as “(C)hrist (O)ffers (F)orgiveness (F)or (E)veryone (E)verywhere”
by i0nlyspeakFactS March 8, 2020
Get the Coffeemug. Your honor, I couldn't have committed the crime because I had the bellboy deliver an "iced coffee" to me at that time.
by jojomooin September 27, 2017
Get the Iced Coffeemug. by wickybtw December 30, 2021
Get the Coffeemug. The most low key addictive substance on the planet. Coffee ruins lives worldwide but everybody scared to talk about it out of fear that the starbucks mermaid will pop outta your toilet and strangle you but guess what....Im into that sort of thing so bring it on starbucks. Our homeless crisis, drug epidemic, and rising divorce rates are all caused by coffee.
1) Coffee WAS affordable, that is, until starbucks came along and started charging $10 for a coffee. Now with Bidens inflation its probably $12. This is the oldest trick in the book, get people hooked on a cheap drug and then jack up the price. This is why everyone is homeless now, they blew all their money on starbucks.
2) This drug epidemic is only happening because starbucks is too expensive and we're all desperately looking for cheaper alternatives which take the form of crack, cocaine, meth, adderall, ect. These drugs were invented as a replacement for coffee, look it up!
3) Couples are divorcing because they get amped up on "the juice" and start fighting over what the best brand or some shit and before they know it theyre swinging on eachother. Baristas need to be held accountable for how many shots they give a person. After coming down off that shit when theyre flat broke in the gutter the only option left is divorce.
These are the people asking you for spare change at the store. They go to a local coffee shop and take straight shots. Sad but true reality. Coffee is the most dangerous substance on the planet
1) Coffee WAS affordable, that is, until starbucks came along and started charging $10 for a coffee. Now with Bidens inflation its probably $12. This is the oldest trick in the book, get people hooked on a cheap drug and then jack up the price. This is why everyone is homeless now, they blew all their money on starbucks.
2) This drug epidemic is only happening because starbucks is too expensive and we're all desperately looking for cheaper alternatives which take the form of crack, cocaine, meth, adderall, ect. These drugs were invented as a replacement for coffee, look it up!
3) Couples are divorcing because they get amped up on "the juice" and start fighting over what the best brand or some shit and before they know it theyre swinging on eachother. Baristas need to be held accountable for how many shots they give a person. After coming down off that shit when theyre flat broke in the gutter the only option left is divorce.
These are the people asking you for spare change at the store. They go to a local coffee shop and take straight shots. Sad but true reality. Coffee is the most dangerous substance on the planet
by anonymous February 17, 2024
Get the Coffeemug. A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.
"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle (as drinking culture is a big staple there) and may blow one's cover.
"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle (as drinking culture is a big staple there) and may blow one's cover.
by salary man December 14, 2023
Get the english coffeemug. by FuckWiddIt December 9, 2013
Get the just like coffeemug. Most highly anticipated streamer of all time, Cam Weeny, also known as “Cameron Jones” strives to make the world a better place. He is sponsored by many cologne companies due to that being his staple of entertainment. Many companies such as WD-40 Bug Spray and Buggers Delight are usually known as his pillars of support. He is also known as one of the popular speedrunners that have completed “Scrat’s Nutty Adventure” in under 15 minutes.
Viewer: “I love using my WD-40 Bug Spray”
Clay Coffee: “Well I’ll give you my yearly customer discount!”
Clay Coffee: “Well I’ll give you my yearly customer discount!”
by Clay Coffee June 10, 2024
Get the Clay Coffeemug.