He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.
by Aneemall September 22, 2017
Get the phantom childmug. 
The fucking you get for the fucking you got.
In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.
In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
Get the Child supportmug. My children is a good person.
by Sonyc September 22, 2023
Get the childmug. by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023
Get the Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robotmug. Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.
Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
Get the Universal Child-Caremug. This term can mean two things.
1. (Adjective)- A horror game or series whose fanbase has been overrun by annoying children, whose ages are ususally 8-12. (e.g., Five Nights at Freddy's, The Walten Files, Poppy Playtime)
2. (Noun)- A horror game obviously meant to scare children that often takes the form of a Roblox game or low-quality Steam game. (e.g, Garten of BanBan, Rainbow Friends)
1. (Adjective)- A horror game or series whose fanbase has been overrun by annoying children, whose ages are ususally 8-12. (e.g., Five Nights at Freddy's, The Walten Files, Poppy Playtime)
2. (Noun)- A horror game obviously meant to scare children that often takes the form of a Roblox game or low-quality Steam game. (e.g, Garten of BanBan, Rainbow Friends)
1. I used to love that game, but now it's been overrun by little kids and become a child-friendly horror.
2. I can't believe anyone would spend any time on that game. It's such a child-friendly horror.
2. I can't believe anyone would spend any time on that game. It's such a child-friendly horror.
by 40-60 August 8, 2023
Get the Child-Friendly Horrormug.