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Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal
by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024
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taffy candy

by woserz February 5, 2018
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No Sandy No Candy

When you get a persistent air from a media agency after responding to their brief with all your efforts
In the aftermath of losing Sandy your media agency sales mastermind, when you lose a media agency response to a brief, you are encountering a 'no sandy no candy' moment. Hold the L.
by Sandysmate April 7, 2021
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Cotton Candy Me

by SylviaAHHA. November 7, 2007
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Toy Candy Gay

A gay guy that is obsessed with Hello Kitty and only wears neon pink, usually the g.b.f.Of their friend group of only girls
by I'll float too October 1, 2017
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Jeremy Candy

This phrase originates from Oregon and refers to small candies named "Starbursts" and this phrase is usually used at youth religious groups.
"I won a Jeremy Candy from on-gaurd"
by anonymous April 7, 2023
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candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)
“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth
by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023
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