Bourbon Balls

The inability to ejaculate (cum/jizz) after a period of heavy drinking. This ailment is related to , but seperate from Whiskey Dick, in that the aforementioned only restricts ejaculation, not erection, which it greatly enhances.

She fucked my dick off last night, but I couldn't cum cause I had Bourbon Balls.

by Kentucky Gentleman April 22, 2011

Ball Python

Ball pythons, also known as royal pythons, are probably the most amazing snakes EVER, to keep as pets. They tend to be a little shy and are amazingly docile, perfect for beginners. They come in various colors, or 'morphs,' and they are all beautiful; from the normal or the chocolate to the lavender albino or the piebald. They are insanely adorable and really develop their own personalities! They're great :)

Person1: Dude, did you hear that Sally got a ball python?
Person2: Ugh, really? Snakes are so gross, especially those.... I mean, they like squeeze stuff to death....
Person1: Are you kidding me?? Ball pythons are freaking amazing!!!

by hey people October 16, 2012

calloused balls

when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous

Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls

by gumless but with brushed teeth January 1, 2011

Freakers Ball

An annual type of party where the party goers dress up in costumes. Generally these are held in larger residential home with live music and plenty of alcohol and recreational narcotics readily available.

Are you going to Fat Mike’s freakers ball tonight?

by Newfie blogger December 25, 2019

balls game

A game in which the word "balls" is shouted as loud as possible in the presence of authority, without them noticing. Popular in middle schools, high schools, and other places of immaturity.

a typical round of the balls game:

Student 1: BALLS
Student 2: BALLS!
Student 3: BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!
Student 1: Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls...
Person with some fucking sense: Shut the fuck up!

by Kenny Blair January 22, 2007

Beer Balls

When a man is so intoxicated that he cannot bust a nut during sexual intercourse.

We went at it for an hour but I had beer balls so I had to call it quits.

by Truth, Duty, Don't get caught October 27, 2019

spider balls

vericos veins in your ball sack

Chris you should let a doctor look at your spider balls

by rans0515 February 8, 2010