Bacon

Food of the heavens. Eat it raw, eat it fried to a crisp, shits bussin bussin either way.
NO BACON, NO DEAL. Enginner tf2 eats this daily
bacon stands for Bussin Absolutely Coppin Opulent Nifty

bacon is peng

by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 20, 2022

Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.

Minnesota bacon

by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022

bacon cola

In edds opinion...

The best sh*t ever created

"Hey edd can i have some bacon cola too?-"

*intense hissing from edd*

by Renowo June 26, 2021

Steakin the bacon

Act of nobbing pussy

"a be steakin the bacon suckaz"

by Quim buzzer December 18, 2017

Bacon

the absolute hottest. If really really good looking than often referred to as sizzling bacon.

Elle: Omg did you see that girl she was so bacon
Brooke: Yes!! I wish i was as bacon as her

by anonymous876491 May 14, 2019

penis bacon

The lil skin flap the doctors steal off the jewish kid’s penis

“Those fucking doctors..my dick will never taste the same without penis bacon”

by Sharbbaitoohahah August 27, 2021

bathroom bacon

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.

I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon

by ushisan May 27, 2023