Alabama gas monkey

A hot rod thinks he's from the south

James. Fuck you nigger I got a mustang better not pit you greasy hands on it
Tyrone.what the fuck did I do to you

James. Nothing ... Revs up the engine ... Like that nigger that's your ancesters on this dick
Tyrone. Your just a alabama gas monkey

by Fuckerindapussy4 May 16, 2018

Alabama Necktie

An Alabama Necktie is a sexual activity that is preformed between two family members, typically between aunt and nephew. The procedure for this move includes tying a tie very tightly around the female (or male in some cases) and using a males penis to loosen the tie through deepthroat. A substitution may be made for lesbian Alabama Neckties, or for men with shmeat.

Cousin #1 : Aunt Elizabeth got me socks for Christmas so I gave her an Alabama necktie.

Cousin #2 : Lucky! I think she is next on my list for doing the Alabama Necktie.

by Alaskan Steamroller December 2, 2018

Alabama HotPocket

When two male relatives put their cocks in each side of a HotPocket, cum inside of it, and proceed to eat it

Cletus and Daryl wanted to add some flavor to their HotPocket, so they performed the Alabama HotPocket

by SaltyOG February 8, 2019

Alabama Crab Dangler

Placing ones dick between two females who are scissoring

I came home and my wife and her best friend were scissoring so I proceeded to give them the Alabama Crab Dangler

by NeighborsSwing February 27, 2019

alabama

a place where you can fuck your sister, mother, brother, father, grandfather, grandmother, or pet raccoon

those guys are from alabama

by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020

Alabama sneaky bust

When you take your sisters vibrator and sneakily bust a fat nut on it and wait till she's pregnant to tell her you're the father

My sister is pregnant right now because i pulled a alabama sneaky bust last night and she still doesn't know

by walking talking stephen hawkin January 5, 2021

Alabama slammer

When your ball clash agains a girls pussy

I Alabama slammer in my sexy step-sister

by THE_BIG_BAD-WOOD July 5, 2021