man moose

sperm, ejaculation, cum,

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.

by diamond dave 1964 December 24, 2007

Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023

Man maid

A man that performs tasks for women, both useful around the house things and more personal, sexual things.

Hey girlfriend, my new man maid is totally awesome, he worked all night!

by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017

Spezia man

A 36 year old (as of 05 Feb 2021) Juventus player in the Serie A Italian national league who has the ability to score against low ranked or relegation zone teams for the purpose of statpadding.

Spezia man was once bragging:

I buy pasta, I eat pizza
I score goals versus Spezia

by cracker_22jack March 27, 2021

Spam-man

A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam

Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"

by Leeloodeedah March 2, 2019

cooch man

1. a male slut.

2. male jiggaloo

3. will work for pussy

4. captain save-a-ho

Look at that pimp running around rescuing girls at the club.

that guy is such a cooch man, he'll do anything to get some ass.

He's a lover not a fighter.

by Lady Rida May 27, 2009

Man drawer

That one messy drawer for the man in the house filled with crap you will hardly ever use.

Me: "What should I do with these dead batteries"
Dad: "put them in the man drawer"

by Lostathome June 19, 2014