Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.
Dad : Hey bud what you doing
Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.
Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.
Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
by Ripmelife May 12, 2018
Get the colin johnsonmug. A pejorative term used within the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom to describe the 2010 live-action film adaptation of The Lightning Thief, as well as its 2013 sequel, The Sea of Monsters. The term references the character Dionysus from the books, who is known to incorrectly refer to the franchise's titular character as "Peter Johnson."
by Leonidas Valdez September 21, 2023
Get the Peter Johnson Moviesmug. Jerry: damn, that girl has a fat ass.
Nick: yeah, it majes me want to rub my johnson.
Jerry: same bro.
Nick: yeah, it majes me want to rub my johnson.
Jerry: same bro.
by Larry, not jerry November 1, 2021
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Get the bad Johnsonmug. by just smoove October 24, 2020
Get the top my johnsonmug. Someone who is absolutely perfect in my eyes and deserves the world. I love him with my whole heart.
by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 23, 2021
Get the Jaden Johnsonmug.