by Romy Hart July 6, 2014
Get the 5 legged caribou mug.When women say 5 minutes but it is often longer it is a woman's 5 minutes.
Can also be used to refer to any amount of time that is likely to be much longer than stated up front.
Similar to male 6 inches.
Can also be used to refer to any amount of time that is likely to be much longer than stated up front.
Similar to male 6 inches.
Mary said that she would be ready in 5. Of course that is a woman's 5 minutes so we have time to watch the last quarter of the game.
by CLS 8888 December 16, 2016
Get the woman's 5 minutes mug.by Baconbitties December 17, 2016
Get the 5 Pipers Piping mug.When you visit the toilet and leave it with 5 horrible things that came out of your body:
1. Solid shit
2. Liquid shut
3. Piss
4. Semen
5. Blood
1. Solid shit
2. Liquid shut
3. Piss
4. Semen
5. Blood
by 3prongattacker November 11, 2015
Get the 5 crown wonder mug.The way retards pronounce the name for the GP-5 gas mask (its supposed to be pronounced Jee Pee five). People who dont have know English as a first language, which are the only people who do this that aren't subhuman, may also pronounce it this way.
Only a western spy could do such a thing. Real slavs pronounce it right.
Only a western spy could do such a thing. Real slavs pronounce it right.
A retard: "Hey guys, I bought a 'Ghee Pee 5.'"
Me: "Its pronounced 'Jee pee five'. Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R."
Me: "Its pronounced 'Jee pee five'. Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R."
by Damnits August 11, 2019
Get the Ghee Pee 5 mug.The total and utter destruction of any object or person, by any means, but predominantly with shit, vomit or both.
Developed from the numerical scale for describing damage to aircraft. Cat (category) 1 being very minor damage, Cat 4 being written off/scrapped. So Cat 5 would be reduced to dust!
For instance if you entered a toilet that was pristinely clean, but you left it looking like the toilet from Trainspotting you’d have Cat 5’d it.
When the bride to be on a hen do necks 3 bottles of Lidl’s Prosecco before leaving the house and then heaves in the garden she Cat 5’d herself in the pre-game.
Developed from the numerical scale for describing damage to aircraft. Cat (category) 1 being very minor damage, Cat 4 being written off/scrapped. So Cat 5 would be reduced to dust!
For instance if you entered a toilet that was pristinely clean, but you left it looking like the toilet from Trainspotting you’d have Cat 5’d it.
When the bride to be on a hen do necks 3 bottles of Lidl’s Prosecco before leaving the house and then heaves in the garden she Cat 5’d herself in the pre-game.
Jesus Christ Steve did you just Cat 5 trap 2 with last night’s prawn balti?
Hold on babes, I think I just Cat 5’d my thong playing fart or shart.
Did you see Chantelle last night, she Cat 5’d herself on hooch before they got to the club and ended up rubbing her minge on the high street bus stop!
Hold on babes, I think I just Cat 5’d my thong playing fart or shart.
Did you see Chantelle last night, she Cat 5’d herself on hooch before they got to the club and ended up rubbing her minge on the high street bus stop!
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
Get the cat 5’d mug.Pete "How do we get in the club, it's sold out"
Drew "Slip the bouncer a 5 finger larry. $20 should do"
Drew "Slip the bouncer a 5 finger larry. $20 should do"
by TheFinglonger May 15, 2020
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