slidy boobs

A woman who has seen and done so much in life, that her gigantic boobs droop so long and curl at the end, that a midget could easily slide down them for great midget shenanigans.

I hope slidy boobs is at the midget convention, so the kids will have something fun to do while we are there.

by poarnge July 17, 2016

boobs on a platter

Extreme, almost laughable cleavage. When a woman has her boobs up so high they are literally in her face. Distracting too. Not natural.

Wow look at the boobs on a platter to your right. She's coming out. Yikes

by Jessiprr September 10, 2014

Peek-A-Boobing

When a species of the male origin attempts to discreetly glance at a females breasts. He may do so in a number of ways, using binoculars, his eyeballs, spectacles, poking holes in newspapers, pretending to be looking into your face, using the excuse of "I have lazy eyes, they don't always look where I mean to!" Peek-A-Boobing is also quite often failed, and quite sadly, the female most definitely notices and the fool proceeding with the Peek-A-Boobing ends up doing a boob-tacular stare down.

Terrance: "Hey girl what's up I was just walking in the park today when I saw this cute little puppy being taken away by a huge flying eagle creature-like-thing, and I decided to rescue it."(Tells more of this cocky story, while his eyes slowly shift from the girls eyes to a different pair of her "eyes".
Francine: "Terrance, stop Peek-A-Boobing! I know they are beautiful and you can't help but farther your breast obsession, but I'm not here for a show!"

Terrance: Hangs his head in shame for being caught needing Peek-A-Boobing practice.

by Copywrited this phrase! August 12, 2011

SHANI'S BOOBS

HUGEST HONKERSS THE SIZE OF THE MOON, HER BOOBS ARE MAGICAL ONLY OUTMATCHED BY HER OWN MOTHER, KEREN

OMG DANIL LOOK IM HARD SHANI IS HERE HER BOOBS ARE MASSIVE SHANI'S BOOBS
YES ILAY

by BDI(BIG DICK ILAY) April 20, 2022

Birthday boobs

The act of sending pictures of your boobs, co-workers boobs, and friends boobs, to your husband/boyfriend on his birthday.

Dude that's awesome she had all her friends send you birthday boobs

by Strong-dick-dong February 19, 2021

porn boobs

Big, fat, plump, voluptuous titties that you can slide your dick through. Titties your can grab, hug, and motorboat. Titties you can cuddle!!

Chloe's tits are amazing. They're so fat, big, pink and perky! She's got porn boobs!

by TheAnesthesiologist April 4, 2017

Pancake Boobs

When you eat so many pancakes that you get so full your boobs actually grow bigger.

"Man I ate so many pancakes I think my boobs actually grew a cup size.."

"Yeah, you got some serious pancake boobs happening"

"Hey dude, did Jenny get a boob job?"
"Nah, she just ate a heap of pancakes and now she's got pancake boobs"

by dukeyj December 28, 2011