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FB Triple Post

When a person on Facebook feels it is necessary to post at least three times in a 24 hour period on something he/she will be doing or is doing in order to increase the amount of comments and "likes". Posting once that you are going to the show is insufficient.
FB First Post: "I am so bored at work right now but am sooo excited about the concert I am going to tonight!".

FB Second Post: "Sitting front row at the show! I will try my best to take some pics for you guys!".

FB Triple Post: "Tonight's show was the best ever. You guys missed out big time!".
by dazeofwar August 23, 2011
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
mugGet the Post-Score Hookupmug.

Felt the need to post

What Ayr fuckboys say when they "feel the need to post" that at the current time, Ayr has more players than Fallin. Then when Fallin has more than Ayr, They try their best to get you banned and scream bully.
Cookie: "Felt the need to post 💅 " *Posts an image of Ayr with 3 more players than Fallin*
(2 Days Later)
Kenadie: *Posts an image of Falin with 70 more players than Ayr*
Cookie: "Stop bullying us, you advertised ;("
by mznxbcvalskdjfhgqpwoeiryt November 16, 2020
mugGet the Felt the need to postmug.

Post-Christmas Dumping

A popular, yet unheard of holiday tradition that usually takes place the night of Christmas or at any point in time on the day after Christmas. In this tradition, one locks his or herself in a bathroom for an unusually large period of time and painfully excretes all holiday fruitcakes consumed over the past few days. This tradition is a wonderful way to say say goodbye to the Christmas season and to prepare your bowels for the upcoming new years.
Brian: That was a great Christmas season. Best Christmas ever!
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.
by TheDirtyHoodelum December 26, 2014
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post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.
Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.
by iggaboo March 6, 2010
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Post Incubus Depression

compareable to post Harry potter sadness, post incubus depression is the feeling of emptiness after seeing incubus perform in concert. Almost as if you miss Brandon Boyd even though you have never met him.
Hey mike wanna come over and chill? Nah man I think I'm just gonna stay home and listen to incubus. Dude..... Mike you need to get over the Post Incubus Depression. I know they were awesome but they will come around again.
by RJZim March 2, 2012
mugGet the Post Incubus Depressionmug.

Post-Birth Abortion

The act of disposing of babies up to 36 months old
Post-Birth abortion is not legal across the globe as of right now
by Some Cuck October 5, 2018
mugGet the Post-Birth Abortionmug.

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