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Carl Tard

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
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tard

a beautiful person like the most attractive sexiest person in the world
“tard“
by bambombam November 5, 2023
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MAGA-tard

Cracker-Barrel was full of MAGA-tards, of course.
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022
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OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".
Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????
by Coda_Samardon May 20, 2011
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Tarding

Someone who displays moronic behaviour, and keeps presistent in doing it.
They kept feeding the ball to Dale, but he couldnt keep a hold on it, let alone score a goal, Dale was seriously tarding on the field today.
by Migg83 February 27, 2018
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Jewish gay tard

My roommate is such a Jewish gay tard since he harasses me for quarters and smells like poo.
by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025
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E-tard

Your friend: Yo dude, did you manage to partition your hard drive?
You: Nah man, I'm a bit of an e-tard
by beugo6969 April 26, 2024
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