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Fuck Tard

An individual acting like a true retard but with less intelligence. Someone that makes a true mentally retarted person look as educated and intellectual as King George and out does the terms moron, jackass, and even douchbag.
Dude relax your acting like a complete Fuck Tard right now.

You guys see john for at that party last night, a Fuck Tard would of been a better party guest then they were.
by MadMan545 June 4, 2015
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R-tard

A more immature version of the word retard; Calling someone a retard.
A: If we're being honest, you're a r-tard.
B: Hey! I'm not sped!
A: That's what a retard would say.
by Gack 2119 April 3, 2023
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tard

by ian1179 January 14, 2009
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Carl Tard

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
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MAGA-tard

Cracker-Barrel was full of MAGA-tards, of course.
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022
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finsta tards

the most amazing instagram on the whole site. they make everything better and if your not following finsta.tards idk what your thinking
have you seen the #lit post finsta tards posted?
finsta tards is #betterthanyou
mugGet the finsta tardsmug.

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020
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