Tickle in my shorts

A feeling of wanting to masturbate; a tingling sensation; an aura of radiance

I got a tickle in my shorts when I was seemingly trapped in an elevator that was going non-stop.

by Alice Underware May 31, 2018

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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

by Ryben79 June 1, 2018

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Oh My Doff!

This is the extremely cute exclamation of Timothy Collins. He's 2 and can't pronounce his Gs or SHs properly so he says "Oh my doff" instead of "Oh my gosh".

You've been buttering a piece of toast and it slips from your hands on to the floor so you exclaim "Oh my doff!"

by P-Didz June 1, 2018

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