Shit-faced

hammered; blotto; loaded; wasted; smashed (really drunk)

He drank a 26er of whiskey and was shit-faced.

by Howdeedoodee December 22, 2018

Shit hustler

A drug addict girl hooker who hustles money out of dudes for herself online to buy drugs without giving anything in return

Ashley is such a dirty shit hustler, won't stop asking me for money for drugs!

by Nateslays February 28, 2021

shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz April 19, 2016

shit

Fucking dropping a deuce

I'm going to take a shitty shit.

by Boy spooky September 5, 2022

piss shit

a saying that old people use, in an exclamatory way, kinda like how you would say fuck after you hit your toe

“Well piss shit! Great job, you just broke my thumb!”

by tinyattack_09 September 16, 2023

go to the shit

Direct translation of the Spanish phrase "vete a la mierda", which means "fuck off".

Spanish Person 1: Hola (Hello)
Spanish Person 2: Vete a la mierda (Go to the shit)
Spanish Person 1: Gracias por sus amables palabras (Thank you for your kind words)

by anguslazy December 12, 2023

Shit-chat

Verb: Chatting on mobile devices while defecating

I am always busy during the day. The only time that I can get in touch with my friends is when I shit-chat.

by Textretary September 2, 2013