Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help

Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*

by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025

I LIIIIIIKE

The fire bird has opinions on many things.

I LIIIIIIKE phoebe

by MattBurnsKids November 12, 2025

I

Every female's favorite word.

I thought I checked that's where I put it.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 November 13, 2025

I do

Those cocksuskers (to the extent that they are aware of my existence) were perfectly find with me going without a paycheck and so is Bernie Sanders.

Hym "I do. I have already been doing it. I have already been going without a paycheck. And I watch Bernies shitty add where has asking for financial support and then immediately dropping out of the race and I think 'This much be why the politicals are so quick to protect the YouTubers. Because they're both fucking panhandlers and the panhandlers need to stick together. AT LEAST Trump doesn't take a paycheck. But here's the kicker. In the same way we can all decide who does and does not go without a paycheck... I (singularly) can decide who has to live without kids. And I don't necessarily know how these 2 facts intersect but they are interesting to consider."

by Hym Iam November 14, 2025

I know I'm being watched

You're being an unhelpful idiot to counteract me being a hyperhelpful genius Arjun.

Hym "I know I'm being watched you fucking idiot that is literally my entire thing and you are being deliberately unhelpful to piss me off being you want me to murder children so you can escape your own culpability in the lead up to the child murder. Definitely something I would murder a family over."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

I know boats

The act of being overly confident in your ability to complete a task or know a fact just to be proven absolutely completely wrong.

Luca:”guys trust me I know boats(draws a boat)”
Teacher:”guys I don’t want you to draw boats”
Luca:”dang it”

by Jelks6767 November 16, 2025

Why I stopped debating Christians

I don't believe you.

Hym "I'm seeing a lot of 'why I stopped debating Christians videos' and they are saying that it isn't effective or that even engaging in the debate benefits Christians. But REALLY all it does is allow the religion to avoid scrutiny. Makes it easier to condemn Atheists as '4 chan internet edgelord trolls.' There has got to be something else going on there. What's suspicious is that they are all deciding to stop doing it at the same time. Right? And it's kind of weird because I was suggesting before that I thought it was strange that there were no pure Atheists and that the people on both sides of the debate where either 'formerly Christian' or Jews. Or I guess Muslims sometimes. But still. Odd that they all decided to do this at the same time."

by Hym Iam November 17, 2025