I love you

A lie

"I love you," said by no one ever

by Active Redditor April 28, 2021

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

<7.9.6.>I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Strike For Eternity<.7.9.7.>

<7.9.6.>I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Strike For Eternity<.7.9.7.>

<7.9.6.>I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Strike For Eternity<.7.9.7.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

I. Babcock

Long of abdomen, short of leg. Head of red, brain of computer. Drives a racecar slightly faster than a commuter.

I was making good time on my way to work today but I got stuck behind an I. Babcock texting while driving.

by LemonsRaceWinner406 January 30, 2025

i like this girl

man listen hear go ask her out well I'm not really the one to talk I don't really have the courage for that but hope you get enough to go ask her out

Jon: "I like this girl but I don't want to ask her out".
bob: "go ask he out now man".

by elyqii June 2, 2021

i mug

i relate to that
i f*ck with that

Layla: " Ariana Grande's new album is so good"

Me: " I know! I mug with it so bad"

by fiddlerstick January 31, 2021