Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010

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I kick so much ass

Truth in its purest form.

I kick so much ass. You know it to be true.

by Squeed March 10, 2005

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National slap girls ass day

It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol

"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"

"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"

by YourBoyTW April 8, 2017

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Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.

Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!

by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003

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Big fucken dildo in your ass

It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.

I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass

by Lord cat 777 March 22, 2019

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Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

by Thot_Slayer69420 February 19, 2020

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