Piece of shit

Mario 64

"Mario 64 is a piece of shit that sucks ass I am so salty its to the point that I'm not salty.

by Bannana247 December 5, 2020

shit

when u laugh at ur own joke

jesse:makes a f ton of meth

walter:thats a valley of meth

walter:hahahahahahahhahahahahahah
also walter:shit

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?

It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*

I swear i just took a Ghost Shit. No evidence at all.

by hardturkeycider June 27, 2021

Getting your shit tossed

1. Getting your hair done
2. Getting fucked

1. “Can you come over tomorrow or are you getting your shit tossed”
2. I went over his house last night hands got my shit tossed”

by Amos: wtf.t July 13, 2018

Shit Lining

Literally the opposite of Silver Lining

"Hey, a brilliant scientist just found a way to extend average human lifespan, such a good news right?"

"Sounds like so, but why?, Why would you want to live longer? Being an old, lanky, and damn rusty is not good, at the end, you just still die, just like "Average" human being."

"Can you not always Shit Lining like that? What's wrong with you?"

by SimVael August 2, 2020

shit trashed

Extremely intoxicated. Involves being ridiculous and probably blacking out. Signature product of combining grain alcohol and uppers such as red bull or cocaine. Being shit trashed creates glorified regrets and is addictive.

She was shit trashed last night and I simultaneously envy and feel sorry for her.

by 625mL January 6, 2011

screaming whistle shits

Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.

I’m scared to be too far from a toilet ; I’ve got the screaming whistle shits.

by Gargle McBalls. August 24, 2023