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two monkeys fucking a football

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
by slipsheet December 13, 2004
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jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.
by Dubious Skunk October 29, 2005
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Don’t be a fucking Mikayla

A miserable ass cunt who resembles a shorter, more round miss piggy who when is not spending her time ruining a good time can be found eating her weight in cookies and or fast food!
by Theoneinthecloset May 30, 2019
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Fuck Discord Mods Day

On Thursday December 18, Discord users get to fuck the discord mods of servers who can’t do anything about it. People also get to spam memes in general.
Hey it’s Fuck Discord Mods Day!

Time to fuck them.
by asap_handlez December 17, 2020
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Stack up or fuck off

Similar to ‘ Come and take it’. It’s an invitation for the individual person(s) who doesn’t like guns to attempt a seizure of the guns owned by the user of the phrase, in essence, ‘either do something or shut the fuck up
“We’re coming for your guns, those don’t belong in society”, “ If you want them so bad then why don’t you stack up or fuck off
by Marchambone June 12, 2022
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what the flying fuck

1. a phrase used by stupid people who think that they have swag, but obviously don't. 2. also used when you have seen something so fucking ridiculous that you are at a loss for words.
1. Joshua: (falls off his skateboard and breaks his wrist) "what the flying fuck!!!!!!"

2. Samantha: (sees a 5-headed snake) "What the flying fuck is that?! THAT is a disgrace to nature!"

Tommy: "Did you just seriously say what the flying fuck?"
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Dont give a fuck day

A whole day where u dont give a fuck about anything. Its on June 3rd.
by POKEMONLOVER123 May 31, 2019
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