Open up a can of dumb-ass

the self-inflicting nature of opening your mouth and saying things that are way out of line and inappropriate in respect to your current locale or circumstances; can also be doing some seriously stupid shit for your age.

Open up a can of dumb-ass: We went to the job site to complete our mission, but then our hosts opened up a can of dumb-ass by making a bunch of sexists remarks in front of one of our female teammates. That’s when we left the site, not before telling them that we will come back when they can act a bit more professional.

by unIMPpresseddd May 7, 2022

jerking off a whole assing horse

u take the pp of horse and suck it.

jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.

by unteched March 20, 2021

National Grab Ass Day Remake

April 11th was national grab ass day , April 12th is national grab dick and grab ass remakes for the girls that didn’t believe!

Since Amelia didn’t believe it was national grab ass day , Johnny gets a retake on national grab ass day remake and she gets to grab his dick

by JasonJason7687 April 11, 2019

Ignorant Pompous Powdered Ass (IPPA)

An individual consumed by their irrational belief that they are better than others based on a large quantity of money they in a hard way. They typically reek of arrogance and have no concept of harsh times. Usually sheltered from opposing viewpoints, that threaten their fragile understanding of how the real-world works, they are impressively narrow minded. IPPA's are typically well educated and mostly come from well-to-do families. They believe deep down they are truly a good person although others may see them as full of themselves and judgmental. Although many do not see, behind this fancy curtain of success lies a frail, insecure and unworthy identity desperately trying to fill the empty void in their lives. BEHOLD! THE MIGHTY IPPA!

Bro 1: "Dude that Ignorant Pompous Powdered Ass (IPPA) just tried to act better than me, but I saw right through him and shut him down."
Bro 2: "Gnarly bro! Ista karma on that powdered ass!"
Bro 1 & Bro 2: "DUUUDE!"

by Leprechaun_Handler_927 February 23, 2023

moonwalking all over your ass

That's a way to offend someone instead of saying things like "Fuck you" or something like that.
It is mostly used by moonwalkers (Michael Jackson Fans).

"Shut up or I'll be moonwalking all over your ass!"

by nastya.somebody December 14, 2021

assed up from the calves up

used to describe a woman (usually) hu has a saggy arse.

boy 1: man! that hoe sho is assed up from the calves up!

boy 2: fligga is talking crazy. mo fo has some bitchin arse. i'd sho like to slap up, slap down and slam on that!

boy 1: fo shizzle!

by xTruth_Hurtsx May 18, 2007

Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018