Mondays am I right?

On a Monday one’s depression state is drastically lowered, leading one to saw Mondays am I right?

Guy 1: Mondays am I right?
Guy 2: it’s Thursday

by Monday lord February 5, 2025

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 11, 2020

I majjin

A humorously-altered/shortened way of saying, "I would imagine so"; it's mostly used to jovially/light-heartedly tell someone else that his guess/assertion about a particular topic --- usually something comparatively minor/trivial --- sounds probable/logical/reasonable to you.

Cool dude #1, examining a discarded trash-bag with medium-length slits in the middle of the bottom and along both its lower sides: I would say that this bag was probably used as an emergency rain-poncho; wouldn't you majjin??
Cool dude #2: Yeah, I majjin --- the bag looks in good shape otherwise, and those slits appear neat and uniformly-positioned, so I don't suppose they got torn accidentally.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

I lice her

Its a different way of saying a like her/him usually by genz because if youre a millennial get tf away from me

*someone is so sweet*
“OMG I LICE HER SO MUCH”

by Badbitchassfat231 June 8, 2021

i candy

Looking at a naked girl from behind and on all fours the vagina and anus look like an “i”. Different from “eye candy” which is someone that is pleasing to the eye.

Look at the i candy in this picture

by pervertsquid February 10, 2022

i ate

I ate. I ate the whole plate. I ate yo momma. I ate yo dad. I ate the universe

"i ate"
"Bitch no you did not💀"

by my name is niko and im gay December 24, 2021

Me when i lie

A phrase used to backhandedly/sarcastically call someone out on their bullshit.

Random: “I was feelin’ all up on Megan last night brah…”

You: “That’s funny. Me when I lie.”

by kurpluthy June 10, 2025