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YOURE THE BEST PERSON EVERR *mwuah*

Me: youre supeer!!!
You: thank u <3

by KAITOS_PANTS March 23, 2021

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You are

It's not a thought.

Hym "You are. Why do you think you're intelligent?"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

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if young metro dont trust you

...Is a producer tag by Metro Boomin, but WHAT happens if he doesn't trust you?

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He's gon' shoot you.

"Hey have you heard Kanye's new song Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1?"
"Yes and Metro Boomin has a producer tag in it. What happens if Young Metro dont trust you?"

by ASdwefvv October 30, 2023

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Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024

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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

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