Dirty Dammer

When you stick a tube up your butthole and turn on the vacuum-pump so it sucks everything out of your ass.

Gian: "He was playing around whit his friend and he accidentally got a dirty Dammer"
Ulrich: "Oh no poor boy!"

by your.dads.lover January 31, 2024

Dirty Suyash

When you take a girl home, but don't have a condom. You take your own feces and have the girl stroke your own cock, lubed up with your poop and eventually enough poop will fill up your penis hole, so semen can't be ejaculated.

Bro I was so down bad last night, I had to pop a Dirty Suyash just to smash this girl.

by Jordan Kinkle March 9, 2021

Dirty Harry Northwood

The act of shoving a vikky up your gooch and fucking a chook

Me and the boys all went to the shops and did a Dirty Harry Northwood

by Qwwwrt November 1, 2025

Dirty Diana

When you pick your nose and then put that finger in someone's ear.

She gave me a wet willy so I gave her a dirty diana as payback.

by Good humored coworker September 20, 2020

Dirty story

you can get your entire hand inside your pussy and fell my cock fucking your ass. My cock explosed cum inside your ass and you got your second orgasm. you sit down facing me and start to likc me clean. You continue sucking my cock so that the guys see me blowing a third load...the biggest one on your boobs face and in your mouth. The two guys cum in the sand. get dressed and leave. We kiss dress yup and I go back to the beach while you get back to your house because you got what you wanted.

im so hard writing this dirty story example right now

I’m so hard writing this dirty story right now

by The random random May 17, 2022

dirty ashdeep

the act of putting curry paste inside of the penis hole and having a female dig it out with a needle.

dude! she gave me a dirty ashdeep and my dick has been bleeding for 6 weeks!

by yourmomscooch May 16, 2020

Dirty sea horse

the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.

"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."

by CrazyApple1 February 13, 2023