I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

Therefore I Am

THE best song from Billie Eilish's second album, Happier Than Ever.

I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.

Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022

bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025

I want to sauce that

A phrase wherein one states their desire to cum all over a person or nody part or inanimate object

Oh yo I want to sauce that bitch tonight (he said in front of his friends while staring into the mirror at his own reflection)

by CostcoMembersOnly April 7, 2021

I Hear You

Don’t believe anything you saying

“I miss you”
“I hear you

by NiqqueRenee January 7, 2021