ascent is shit

I've played on Ascent 7 games in a row, now my brain's functionality is damaged

NO, THE WORST MAP IN VALORANT IS ASCENT, IT'S A SHITTY, UNBALANCED MAP! ascent is shit.

by MrQuantumOFF November 28, 2022

shit ballz

when u realize something sounds stupid asf or suprised

Person1:bro did u see that girl got expelled?
you:oh shit ballz

by shit ballz March 25, 2022

Dog Shit

A term that perfectly describes a narcissistic person.

My ex is a narcissist, he's basically dog shit as a person

by Lolly Babcock November 30, 2021

shit a dime

To do the easiest/simplest thing. Often used sarcastically to describe complete apathy.

Why do you care about him? He wouldn't shit a dime for you.

by tryhardaar November 3, 2022

Tab Shit

Masturbating with razor blades and sulfuric acid

Dude my wang hurts from all that tab shit last night

by Herpeguy June 14, 2018

Shit On A Biscuit

When you see something that blows your mind

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend

by Random Fucker 1212 July 28, 2022

Dollar shit

Something that's worth a lot of money.

Wow Hugh look at that car! That's some dollar shit!!

by Lil'z February 23, 2017