gentle shit

when a guy tries to be a gentleman but is actually a complete asshole.

He was a little gentle shit last night, never texting him back again.

by Kinkypokemon December 11, 2016

The old shit spirit

A feeling one might feel when one says, "Oh shit".

It's a really nice day for the old shit spirit.

by Normanish June 2, 2020

Aloha Shits

Shits you get at beginning and end of period

I have the Aloha shits part II., Can't wait to be done!

by Dinkus Dog March 25, 2024

Shit-bar

A turd inside a chocolate bar wrapper

David’s brother ate a shit-bar last night

by AlphaReaper72 June 12, 2018

Tougher than whale shit

Tough, like REALLY tough! Like tougher than you thought was possible. Could refer to a person, a team, or a terrible piece of meat!

Ivan Drago beat the hell out of Rocky, but Rocky came back and whooped his ass! Rocky is tougher than whale shit!

That steak was so overcooked, it was tougher than whale shit.

by Rhino43050 August 23, 2024

Piece of Shit

1. An incomplete hunk of fecal matter.
2. Only a part of an entire bowl movement.

3. An actual part of a shit.
4. A person, place or thing that is not a whole turd.

Karl Marx was an evil shit. Alicia Garza, Patrisse Cullors, and Opal Tometi are all Marxist piece of shit.

by SHANKS ANATHEMAS April 15, 2022

shit at cod

usually the shitcan of squad who thinks they are good

"im so good at this game" and meanwhile your shit at cod

by 69nicger March 6, 2022