Your father

He went to go get milk and isn’t coming back sorry

John: your father
Logan: John you know my father left
John: Ik :

by RA!NB0W JUP!T3R<3 April 28, 2022

National Show me your boobs day

Show me your boobs day is on April 29th

Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!

"Hey ally show me your boobs baby it's national show me your boobs day ;)"

by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022

National grab your ass day

National grab ass day, it is the day where somebody has to grab your ass. The end

HEY LESBIAN BITCHES LETS GRAB ASSES WOOHOO!!! ITS NATIONAL GRAB YOUR ASS DAY YAHOO!!!!!

by あかさたは April 30, 2022

your mother

something fat thats too fat to scale

your mother is gay

by sheeesh dats krazy May 1, 2022

jamaican suck your cock

kofi kingston finishing move

Kofi Kingston is about to hit the Jamaican Suck Your Cock!

by kingstonkofi May 1, 2022

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

Your Trial Has Expired

Shown after switching Inventor Professional 2018 from multi-user to single-user.

Your Trial Has Expired, What?

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022