All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got

Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She is life when I want to live
She's everything to me in life that life can give
She's my water when I need a drink
She's the first thought in my mind
Each time I try to think
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She's my fingers when I want to feel
She's the only thing in life to me that's really real
She is love, she's all the love I know
She could kiss the ground in wintertime
And make a flower grow
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got

by WorseThanHitler November 26, 2023

One day, I am gonna grow wings

Originating from the song “Let Down” by Radiohead, this phrase can be interpreted in different ways. In mid-May of 2025, the phrase went viral due to its various interpretations. Some say it can represent death, while others say it represents freedom. It could also mean finally being happy, or finally growing. It all depends on what you think/interpret it.

Radiohead: “One day, I am gonna grow wings, a chemical reaction: hysterical and useless…”

by httpslies June 29, 2025

i know you know we know

If the world is ending youll come over r?

I know you know we know weren't meant for each and its fine

by Unknown,just because. September 12, 2020

I love you mostesterest

When someone loves someone so much, the other person can’t love them more.

Daddy I love you mostesterest!

by Yuliette August 27, 2021

I regret nothing.

Thing the POSTAL Dude says before killing himself.

Dude: *is stuck*
Dude: I regret nothing. *puts grenade in mouth and explodes*

by Michael The Best December 20, 2023

i would never dance for a man

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang

tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

🐕

'starts dancing like a garbage'

by ok i pull up June 12, 2022