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Dongle Zone

noun. (don-gull) zone

A body of water one swims in and despite knowing that it is not permitted; defecates within said public swimming area as if compelled by some hive-mind subconscious whim.
Don't swim in the wave pool, dude. It's a total dongle zone. Lots of little kids have been clogging it up all day.
by Geans Beans and Collard Greens February 21, 2013
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cum zone

my dream to be in the cum zone please tag me at Bob.rapist on twitter so i can be in my dream cum zone
by sf-9fg9ueruiohyfiowdhegf98jqio November 7, 2021
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txt zone

When a male will txt a chick but wont meet her in person due to not being that interested. Or shes just plain feral.
Much like when a girl friendzones a guy but with less attention whoring
Tim: dude that thot is horrid AF!
Jon: yeah bro. I put her in the txt zone. No way id be seen hanging with it in public. But ill hang onto her incase i get desperite
by thotgotthehots June 19, 2016
mugGet the txt zonemug.

Pacific Time Zone Syndrome

The constant suffering of missing out on events, social interaction, or not being able to be with your friends in some way because by the time you are available everyone else has already gone to bed

You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them
Pacific Time Zone Syndrome is a bitch. I just got back from school and its already 8pm for him
by tronytroo February 5, 2023
mugGet the Pacific Time Zone Syndromemug.

zone control

What campers use to make themselves sleep at nite
I don't camp I am just using zone control
by Luckyyy16 January 14, 2024
mugGet the zone controlmug.

Friend Zone

A term used by women when they reject your romantic advancements. Both men and women can find themselves "friendzoned" due to the fact they did not make their original intentions known. Men and women can strictly be friends only under certain circumstances; ie: no attraction, childhood friends, both are in a relationship, etc. People that find themselves in the Friend Zone only have themselves to blame, make your intentions known at the very beginning or the other person will think you are only interested in a platonic friendship. Being the nice guy and never making a move will never work, and will always reserve yourself a comfortable purple loveless sofa in the Friend Zone.

From personal experience, being friends first does not work! Do not confuse being friends with being friendly! Let me clarify further, obviously if you treat the person like total utter crap and they have self worth they will not date you. If you treat the person like a sibling then they will immediately Friend Zone you to oblivion and beyond. Make your romantic intentions known as early as possible!

I will use an example of how I got friendzoned and handled the situation, NEVER put yourself in this situation in the first place! It's a horrible place to be in!
Chris: I want to be more than friends

Katie: If you told me this months ago, it would have been different. But I only see you as a friend
Chris: Fuck the Friend Zone
Chris: Get back to me once you change your mind
by guywithtaste September 8, 2016
mugGet the Friend Zonemug.

Hoe-Zoned

The female version of a low esteem male getting "friend-zoned". However instead of the subject being used as a male supporter, the female subject is used only for sexual gratification.
Brad: "I saw you with that Karen last night. She's popular if you know what I mean..."
Chad: "Yeah ashamed to say I hit it, But don't worry, she knows she's been hoe-zoned".
by MasifKila August 22, 2022
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