twat you one

The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.
Chris: 'I fucked your mum'
John: 'Well, I'm going to have to twat you one'
by C. J. Lynch & D. E. Knight December 08, 2012
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Pumpkin Headed Twat

A Singapore expat with a weather balloon for a head. Normally associated with driving hairdresser's cars & applying lip gloss like a nonce at every conceivable moment. Described by Austrlian women in nightclubs as a 'fake queen'. Fully expected to mince at the drop of a hat.
Look at that pumpkin headed twat. His head's so big he's forced to drive a convertible.
by Jeremy Searle September 29, 2004
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twat hat

you are a twat hat!
by martin cora March 28, 2003
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Flamming Twat Waffle

Another definition for a ginger/red head/pyro pube/fire crotch. Usually reserved for the most annoying creepy ugly gingers.
by Mr EmoGingerCurbSquirrel hater February 25, 2010
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Twat Pot Pie

Having pussy for dinner !!!!
Homeboy boy is gonna have Twat Pot Pie for dinner tonight
by Glamfart October 16, 2009
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toffee nosed twat

a stuck up person, a person who thinks he/she is better than YOU!!!
You think your better than me? Stick it up your arse you toffee nosed twat!!!
by dAnarky April 17, 2003
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Son Of A Twat Cake

similar to a Son Of A Bitch!! cept my ass made i up to bug the fuck out of Melissa James
"Son Of A Twat Cake!!" I stubbed my toe hoe.
by Cheesy Poofs Bitch September 13, 2006
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