Pumpkin Headed Twat

A Singapore expat with a weather balloon for a head. Normally associated with driving hairdresser's cars & applying lip gloss like a nonce at every conceivable moment. Described by Austrlian women in nightclubs as a 'fake queen'. Fully expected to mince at the drop of a hat.

Look at that pumpkin headed twat. His head's so big he's forced to drive a convertible.

by Jeremy Searle September 28, 2004

twat hat

an ass hat!

you are a twat hat!

by martin cora March 27, 2003

Flamming Twat Waffle

Another definition for a ginger/red head/pyro pube/fire crotch. Usually reserved for the most annoying creepy ugly gingers.

Porter your such a flamming twat waffle!

by Mr EmoGingerCurbSquirrel hater February 25, 2010

Twat Pot Pie

Having pussy for dinner !!!!

Homeboy boy is gonna have Twat Pot Pie for dinner tonight

by Glamfart October 16, 2009

toffee nosed twat

a stuck up person, a person who thinks he/she is better than YOU!!!

You think your better than me? Stick it up your arse you toffee nosed twat!!!

by dAnarky April 17, 2003

Son Of A Twat Cake

similar to a Son Of A Bitch!! cept my ass made i up to bug the fuck out of Melissa James

"Son Of A Twat Cake!!" I stubbed my toe hoe.

by Cheesy Poofs Bitch September 13, 2006

Boston Twat Twister

while in the act of fornication, the male subject lies down, and the woman sits on top. The twist is this, the woman holds on to a rotating fan, thus spinning her (and her twat) around the penis.

Dude I met this crazy bitch, she introduced me to the Boston Twat Twister

by g-sauce55 July 25, 2007