Tony

Your average typical older, middle aged, often balding, overweight, male blue collar worker often seen bitching at people for not following his social norms. Often has extreme road rage and loves quoting Red Forman from that 70's Show and idolizes Al Bundy from Married With Children. Will go to great lengths to source out who adjusted the thermostat in the house and calls the cops when the neighbors are "too damn loud" at 11:01 pm to make a noise complaint.

Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.

Tony: "I ordered the in-house Dilly bars, not these pre-packaged dog shit ones you get from your warehouse. I want the in-house ones or to speak to your manager!"

Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you."

Manager: "FML"

by Steenbean June 1, 2020

tony

toilet paper. Tony is a noun and a thing but not a person’s name in the context of toilet paper. As something more personal though, we piss and shit all over tony. We cry our tears into tony and tony can make our lives hell by leaving us the quarter sheet for the clean up of a three coil spoiler. In essence tony can be trusted unless tony’s pillowy softness is breached. Sometimes tony hurts our buts. But for that pain tony is both a blessing and curse.

I’m worried about fights caused by the lack of tony on the grocery store shelves.

by lmodium March 28, 2022

a tony

something someone says that's not funny at all but the person saying it think it's hilarious.

Bob: "it's funny how all the porn is asian!"

Joe: *whispers to himself* "that's a tony.."

by Linden bluebass October 17, 2008

Tony

Your gay friend's alter ego.

Tony: Yeah I do aeronautics engineering
Girl: Spit in my mouth.

by TonyTimms March 10, 2022

tony brown

THE GOAT AND OUR FUTURE

Kamren: name your top 3 football players.

James: lamar jackson, tom brady and aaron rodgers.

Kamren: are you deadass?? wheres tony brown…

Ashton: Yo stop dick eating.

by hgd vhrschjtr August 30, 2023

Tony

Tony will give you the creeps at first, but once you get to know a tony he will seem like the funniest guy in the world. Tony has good intentions even if it doesn’t seem like it at first. Tony cares about his family- puts them first before anyone. Don’t get on Tony’s bad side. Tony is very good in bed and has a type for Italians. Keep tony safe because he is someone special.

Tony is q great guy

by Chicken9 April 23, 2022

Tony

An amazing, thoughtful, kind guy who cares about you and knows how to cheer you up when you're down... Funny, gorgeous and the most amazing, awesome person to walk the earth. The actual definition of, cute and the smoothest talker you'll ever meet and if he wants your number you give it to him and he's always buying you something nice or being polite.

All the ladies loooooove Tony

by Emily2001 November 20, 2021