Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024
Captain modshot is a well known ginger pikey in limerick Mainly the castletroy area. He is quite the edgy teen. Also known as mikey the ginger pikey.he likes to rob garden chairs preferably the plastic ones. Mikey has been doing kickboxing for 18 years. His enemy is Jack enright. His ally is alex ryan who is also his best friend.
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by iLevrates July 24, 2018
"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."
by DZG August 30, 2020
an amazing youtuber that makes lyric videos and tiktok compilations on book fandoms such as: kotlc, pjo and shadow and bone.
there is a mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos (shout out to that mod !!!)
there is a mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos (shout out to that mod !!!)
Captain Persassy is so cool!
by riaaaaaaaaaaaaa September 24, 2021
The dude that takes control of the parties and festivities . The planner , the organizer, the orchestrator.
by Midget105 January 13, 2020
When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better
by TheQwertyNinja October 09, 2019
When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you
by Ravenclaw21 March 24, 2017